Giant Weta Bug

If I can be any insect i would be a Giant Weta Bug.  I would want to be a Giant Weta Bug because they look like giant crickets.  I want to be this insects it can be larger that 4 inces tall.  The insect can be about 8 inches long.  I also would want to be this because of long intenas.  The Giant Weta Bug can also weigh about 71 grams.